Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go
SAMPLE DRAWER

Notice of Retired Grievance

Forty-five minutes, Rosa. The candles were lit. The waiter had started calling me “the birthday one” in a pitying voice. You walked in holding a coffee. A coffee. I’m letting it go, because you brought cake and the cake was excellent. From now on we tell you dinner is at six when it’s at seven. Retired. Logged forever.

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