Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go
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Notice of Retired Grievance

Tuesday, 2:14 p.m. Seen. By Thursday, still nothing, Chloe. Meanwhile you posted three stories about a sandwich. I’ve decided to rise above it, mostly because my thumb got tired of checking. You’re forgiven, on one condition: the next meme I send gets a laugh-react within the hour. Grudge retired. The screenshot lives on.

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