Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go
CASE GR-2026-004809

Notice of Retired Grievance

Pursuant to the Office's standing procedure for spoilers of live sporting and broadcast events, it is hereby recorded that the grievance concerning Jon has been reviewed. Jon's early rising to observe the F1 broadcast was noted and found to be entirely lawful. The subsequent disclosure of results in the group chat, which occurred under circumstances described as accidental, was assessed under Sub-section 4(b) of the Standard Spoiler Schedule and classified as a minor procedural lapse. No further penalty applies. Jon is accordingly released from this matter, and the grievance is formally declared retired.

Filed November 12, 2026 · Listed in the public archive

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