Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go
CASE GR-2026-004802

Notice of Retired Grievance

That nat one on my goblin ambush, rolled right in front of everybody, and you just smiled like a dragon. I am not okay with that. But I'm letting it go, through gritted teeth, the way a mature adult does. Your critical rolls are retired, effective immediately. Craig, except I'm keeping the dice. Every time you pick up a d20, I will remember this, and so will you.

Filed November 12, 2026 · Listed in the public archive

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