Office of Grievance RetirementEst. 2026 · Department of Letting Things Go
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Notice of Retired Grievance

Pursuant to Household Climate Directive 12-C, the Office has reviewed the matter of Marcus and the thermostat, which was found on three separate occasions set to 26 degrees without consultation. Form T-4 (Request for Sweater Removal) was denied in each instance. Following due deliberation, the grievance is deemed resolved by the passage of the seasons. The matter concerning Marcus is hereby retired, and the thermostat is returned to general circulation.

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