Notice of Retired Grievance

The Office acknowledges receipt of a complaint concerning Ben and the final slice of a shared Hawaiian pizza, removed from the box at approximately 11:40 p.m. while the complainant was retrieving napkins. Sub-section 2(b) of the Shared Food Accord was found to have been breached in spirit, if not in letter. No restitution in pineapple is required. The grievance concerning Ben is hereby formally retired.